Somewhere deep in the Nevada desert, beyond the reach of satellites and sanity, lies a bunker no one built.
A perfect white void. No doors. No seams. No history.
And at its center? A table.
They call it The Calibration Room. Reality is tested there.
No one knows how Don Tonzo got in.
No one knows how he got out.
All that’s certain is he left something behind.
THE BLUEPRINT
The scientists swore they weren’t designing a shirt.
“It’s a containment field.” “A stabilizer.” “A failsafe.”
Yet every test **yielded the same result**—a single, flawless white tee, bearing a logo that shouldn’t exist.
“Impossible,” they whispered.
Yet it held its own gravity.
Broke their instruments.
Bent light.
And then—it vanished.
Except for the man in the security footage, smirking as he walked away, a fresh tee on his back and a **door that had never been there swinging shut.**
THE FUNCTION
The MK IV isn’t **fabric.** It’s a protocol.
- Wear it once? People remember you without knowing why.
- Wear it twice? Every camera you pass glitches for exactly 0.04 seconds.
- Wear it thrice? You don’t just blend in. You overwrite reality.
It adapts. It corrects.
If entropy had a uniform, **this would be it.**
THE COST
You don’t buy the MK IV.You inherit it.
- It appears folded in your drawer, though you never remember putting it there.
- A stranger on the street wears it, but the moment you blink—it’s yours.
- You dream of it once, and the next day, you find it in your laundry.
If you put it on, you’ll never find its origin.
Because it has always existed.
Tonzobeast MK IV White Tee
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- Fabric: Gildan 64000 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz—light as a ghost, tough as the Sprawl’s bones.
- Fit: Oversized and loose, a silhouette for warriors who roam free.
- Design: Black graphic on white—a skull with a spiked helm, framed by wings or flames, “Property of Tonzobeast” slashed across the top. Logo lurks inside the collar.
- Durability: Double-needle stitching, built to endure the city’s chaos.
- Comfort: Pre-shrunk, soft-washed—rebellion never felt this good.
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