The alley reeks of fish guts and diesel. You’re crouched behind a dumpster, a half-eaten tuna roll in one hand, a switchblade in the other. The feral cat colony you’ve been bribing for intro hisses in unison. A neon sign flickers: *“FEED ME OR FLEE.”* Enter the Feed Me Meowtherfucker Tee—*6.1 oz of Gildan 64000 cotton* frayed like your last nerve. Designed by Don Tonzo during a 3 AM bender with a stray calico named Lucifer, this tee isn’t clothing. It’s a *feline uprising*. The “Feed Me Meowtherfucker” graphic glows under UV like a predator’s snarl, screen-printed with ink mixed with espresso and spite. You toss the tuna. The cats swarm. The mercenary tracking you freezes. “You’re dead.” You smirk. “Wrong. I’m *hangry*.” The tee’s double-stitched seams hold firm as you vault the fire escape. Lucifer follows, tail flicking like a metronome of chaos. Don Tonzo’s laughing somewhere, probably trading blueprints for catnip.
Feed Me Meowtherfucker Black Tee | Tonzobeast Original
- Designed by Don Tonzo: Feral genius. Wanted in seven cities for “aesthetic terrorism.”
- Material: 100% Gildan 64000 cotton. Pre-shrunk to survive claw marks and espresso spills.
- Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² – Heavy enough to stop side-eyes, light enough for alleyway sprints.
- Fit: Relaxed. For dodging landlords and slow-blinking at haters.
- Durability: Double-stitched seams. Survives wash cycles and existential cat naps.
- Color: Void black. Matches the abyss where your patience used to live.
